Do you fart while u are sleeping?

Don't say you don't!

Hehehehee...because i did last night.

Very funny. Right after i farted, i woke up. Hahahaha! i asked my housemate either they heard any 'magical sound' or smelled 'new brand of perfume' last night or not.

Luckily, they didn't heard or smelled anything. And the good thing is, i'm not the only one who is farting while sleeping. My other friends do as well. So, nda malu la.

That is beyond our control, right?

Banyak lagi orang suka kentut sana sini. Kentut depan wife or hubby, boyfriend / girlfriend. Tapi yang paling suka kentut terang-terang ni ialah lelaki. Sorry to mention that guys! (*-^)My hubby la. Always do. Tapi takpe, kentut pun jadi wangi kalau dah sayang..hahaa!

The WORST is when the person is farting in the elevator. One of my ex-colleague told us he did it sometimes. With a strategy somemore. He told me, he farted when he is about to stepped out from the elevator. Apa lagi, menyumpah-nyumpah la orang dalam lif tu. Adoiii la..


Note: Jangan kentut time temuduga ye. Especially, bila dah kena confirm 'Congratulation, you are hired'! Nanti kena pecat terus macam dalam cerita STEP BROTHER tu.

Hehhee..tiba2 cakap pasal kentut pula.

Apa pun kentut la untuk kesihatan. HAHHAHA...

(My mind gone crazy today!)

Le francais

Bonjour! je' m'appelle Uzoeiy.
(Hello, my name is uzoeiy).

(the word 'francais' which is pronounced as fron-seh means Bahasa Perancis )

It was fun learning other languages but, i admitted that le francais is very difficult in term of pronouncing the words. That is because the sound of the word is totally different from the spelling.

I salute la orang yang boleh menguasai bahasa asing yang satu ni. Kalau kursus baru 2 hari dah rasa mo muntah, apa lagi kalau perlu study sampai boleh menguasai bahasa ni. huhuhu..confirm saya fail dengan cemerlangnye!(*_^)

Yang paling menarik sekali untuk kita tahu ialah dalam Bahasa Perancis setiap benda ditentukan sebagai lelaki dan perempuan. Pelik kan? Macam benda hidup pula.

Contohnya rumah adalah perempuan. Kenapa? sebab rumah adalah tempat kaum wanita. Manakala benda2 yang hightech pula kebanyakan jantinanya adalah lelaki.

hehehee..lucu kan. Kawan2 yang lelaki berabis tanya la jantina barang2 yg dorang nak.

Ayat2 yang paling sy ingat:

1. Faire la bise (fay la bis) / bisous (bizo) = kiss
2. vous allet bien? (pronounce: vu za lay biang) = how do you do?
3. Mon amor (pronounce: mo amo) = My love (male to female)
4. mon cheri (pronounce: mon cher) = My love (Female to male)

dan paling best:

je t'aime beaucop (pronounce: jay tay may boku)= i love you very much.

Kalau nak pergi Europe, kena faham sikit2 la juga. Sekurang2nya ayat2 yang selalu digunakan untuk greeting. Pesan paling sa ingat juga yang lecturer tu cakap, jangan sesekali SENYUM tanpa berkata apa-apa terutama dengan lelaki.

Kenapa? SENYUM tanpa kata-kata kepada seseorang bermaksud 'an invitation to have sex' dengan orang yang senyum tu. Nah..kan bahaya tu. Hehehe.. dekat sini, Malaysia senyum adalah cara untuk menyapa seseorang. Nasib nasib..

Alright..done with my sharing about Le Francais.

Bahasa Perancis

A quick post before continue dis afternun at 3pm for kursus bahasa Perancis ( since yesterday).
Boring i tell you.

Its damn difficult. Lain ejaan lain sebutan. Pening..so i decided to hafal perkataan yang sy suka je..hehhe..

Nanti sy share di entry yg akan datang.

Me? A secretary? Oh, No!

Been busy lately. Can u imagine its semester break still but i have loads of task to be done?..huhuhu..

I never thought that i'll be given a SECRETARY post in any department i attached. Its already set in my mind that 'kerja secretary susah la. Taip itu, taip ini..have to follow bos pergi meeting la, bla..bla..'! Nah, ambik ko..ketulahan! my friend said to me..

I'm so unfortunate when all my additional task in my department are secretary.

1. S/U Akademik Jabatan - functioning once in a while.

2. S/U Kursus Pendek Jabatan - functioning every semester break..huhu..

3. Penolong S/U Malaysian Qualification Agency aka MQA Peringkat Jabatan- functioning since last week and have to admit this is the most tough one. This year Politeknik Johor Bahru is on the way to get the MQA accreditation. Luckily i'm aware and already exposed to MQA at my last company. But still tough..

Well, whatever it is, i take it all positively. The good thing is i can request to minimize / reduce my teaching credit hour and can drop the no. 1 and no. 2 post after considering the toughness of the post no.3. Lucky me!

Hehehe..If not can't blame me and the team if PJB failed to get the MQA accreditation due to hospitality department submitted the incomplete document..Tough huh?.hmm...will do my best!

Daniel Yong2 - The Latest

I like when he wears cap..muaahmuah!!mummy miss u ody yong2..

his face when he's trying to whistling..

Perfect for the cam..

with his aunt Oying, my youngest sister..

Yong2, mummy and his aunt Naniey, my 2nd youngest sister

With daddy outside the kampung church after Sunday praying...

Busy playing with ballons..pict is taken inside the Borneo Rainforest, at 1B

The cutting hair session..

the uncle barber have to hold his head..

Tadaa!!!now he is botak ody..

2 IN 1

The holiday is over

I still can't believe i'm now back in JB again.

Still tired. Can't get enough sleep last night. And now, i'm barely can't open my eyes. sleeeeepyy...

Upset with AirAsia recently. Always delay flight. My flight delayed about half an hour..suppose to depart at 9.05pm but delayed to 9.30pm due to late arrival of the aircraft from JB. Aikk..satu kapal saja ka pula..arrived JB last night 10 minutes to 12am. And today have to wake up early to live life as usual.
Life that goes like this everyday:

8am-5pm = WORK.

5pm-6am=WINDOW SHOPPING sometimes, EATING, READING, WATCHING MOVIES @ home cinemax, MANDI, TIDUR.
My life's routine here will be like this until further notice..ahaks..dat means will change if i go back to Sabah la.

6am-8pm=MORNING ACTIVITIES like normal working people do.

Boring.......BORING..boring..BORING..

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shocked!

I was very shocked when i opened my inbox today.

An emel from a friend=childhood friend=long distance relative=ex-housemate ACCUSED me doing things wrong without asking me the truth..i feel so down..

I met her last 30th of May on her sister's wedding and everything was fine till i read her emel today.
shocked!shocked! still calming myself..silenty contacting some people to clarify things and to prove that i didn't do anything wrong that can effect our friendship.

I tell you, when you expect nothing is wrong and everything is just fine, and suddenly things went wrong your world will go upside down, heart beats go faster and speechless. Just like what i felt when i read the emel! It took me an hour to think in which side i did wrong.

ooppss..sorry to keep you readers wondering what the hell i'm talking about here. I just would like to voice out my dissatisfaction.

To my Friend (you know who you are)..just in case you coming across my blog , i never meant to hurt you. It doesn't matter if you or me was wrong but, i apologize.

Happy Elephant

What do you think the baby elephant feels in the picture below?

happy elephant!

Thats exactly what i feel right now. HAPPY!!!! Just like the happy elephant above.

WHY?

I'm counting the time to fly back to Sabah. TODAY.

Yeayyyyyy!!!!Hooraayyyy!!Yippieeee!!!

Will be departing from Pasir Gudang to Senai Airport at 3pm.

Can't wait. But i know my excitement will be soon doubled. (Jumpa hubby and baby, mesti la kan)

And this will be my last entry till i connected to the internet again. Perhaps one week from. Still at the office ni. Gatal2 sudah punggung ni mau jalan cepat2 pigi airport..hihi..

I LOVE YOU MY DEAR

Its raining outside right now. Hmmm..what a coincidence!

Today the same time and day, 2 years ago, was my wedding day. Its the same situation. Still fresh in my memory the nervousness i felt because of the rain. How if the rain doesn't stop? is he already reached church or still on the way?

At that time, i was ready for our matrimonial ceremony scheduled at 1.pm. All the worries gone when somebody inform us that my hubby's side (all the way from KK to Kudat) was about arriving at the church. They have to stop (because of the rain) at my uncle's house located on the way up to the church (FYI, our kampung's church is on the top of a small hill. There is a road to the church but it is not accessible by small vehicle at that time - till now).

So, there is no choice other than to climb up the hill. Sian kan, pengantin pun kena jalan kaki ni..But, that was for hubby. Sian hubby. From KK pakai wira ja kan..nda boleh naik jalan bukit yang buruk jalan.

For me, hehee...uncle's car -frontier / DMX? (can't remember.) was specially provided to transport me to the church. Kereta ni kuat kan, jalan gravel dan buruk pun boleh saja. Yang penting pengantin sampai church. Thanks ya uncle Nonong!

That was our story 2 years ago.

TODAY..is already the 2nd year of our marriage. Its more meaningful this year with the presence of our little prince 1 year old Daniel Jeconiah @ Yong Yong, who have brings lots of joys and happiness to both of us and families.

Especially to you My Dear Hubby..


When i found you
i gained the finest prize
a companion to share life's joys
a friend who lightens burdens
whose company is always a comfort


when i found you
u embraced the love i had dreamed of
the source of endless pleasure
and memories to treasure!


Today is our 2nd Anniversary.
2 years ago it marks the day when we both said " I Do'.
The two of us become as one.
Now time has passed, our love is strong.
We have passed so many tests and
i hope..
we will realize our love each other more than ever
and
may each year keep getting better!


I LOVE YOU HUBBY.
HAPPY 2nd ANNIVERSARY and MAY GOD BLESS US.

How dare you hubby!

I was in a friend's wedding party with my mum, my dad and my brother. My hubby was working at that time, that's why i go with my family. In my surprise, i saw my hubby was eating a bowl of ABC in between of the crowd. Wasn't he supposed to be at work at this time? I wondered. He noticed me but he acted like he don't know me and kept busy with his ABC. I walked straight toward him but he still acted like i was not there. When i was almost near, suddenly a girl approaching him and come closer to him. That girl seems like whispering something to my hubby. They face were so closed to each other and i guess that girl's lips almost touching my hubby's cheek. Oh God, what was happening there? My step stopped and my heart beat goes faster. I couldn't believe what i saw just now! My hubby don't even noticed my presence.

I manage to hold my tears to drop and made my way to get out from the crowd. How dare my hubby do this me? I cry and cry and cry and cry.....till...

Adedeh..sia bermimpi rupanya!

Nasib la sa mimpi saja. Can't imagine if that really happen to me and hubby oo..

I think that is the result if we think too much of something kan..

Tommorrow is our BIG day actually. Our 2nd Anniversary....ngngngng..(crying)..so sad, i am here and hubby is there..(sigh)..

Thinking : what to give my hubby this time?

Langadon Oku Diolo

* A Dusun song which is sung by Jenilin Jane. Nice voice!



The song tells exactly how i feel right now. Longing hubby and son and everyone i love back home - Sabah.

*Sesiapa nak ikut nyanyi, this is F.O.C..Silakan saja..

Think Positive / Richly Blessed

I've been thinking hard on what to write as an entry today since arrived at office this morning. I always wanted to write something inspirational thought to share with anyone who stumble upon my blog. A blog that very humble and could be at the last ranking if there are ever blog ranking in the blogs world. But i don't really care since this blog is my perfect avenue to share my journey as a woman, wife and mom, and friend to those can accept as who i am...yewww..sounds boring right?..kadang2 otak sa jadi 'blue'...

So, here it is. I give it 'Think Positive / Richly Blessed' as title as it reflects things that i've gone through so far and how i face and handle it.

Recalling my first day in Politeknik Johor Bahru aka PJB untill now made me think that 'Oh, actually, its not a big matter at all'. I mean, through all the conflicts i face here namely homesick, seniors staff first impression toward me (and the other new lects too), food and so forth..After one phase, i started to tell myself that whatever happen 'THINK POSITIVE'.

Yes, THINK POSITIVE. And the result? I managed to get rid all the negative energy that have been reside in me eversince i first step my foot in this land.

The key is, when other people keep complaining this and that been wrong, me, in contrary try to look at the thing in the positive angle. Its work. I find serenity at every tough situation everytime i THINK POSITIVE. Of course myself effort alone is not make it, but God's hand and blessed came along.

Not long after that, i feel that my life here is RICHLY BLESSED when many positive things come along. I truly conscious that LORD is working in my life. I also realized that i've been ignoring HIM for sometimes as i focus too much on the negative side happening to me couple of months ago.

I'll keep thinking positive to receive more blessing from GOD.

So, to all, Happy Weekend. May God grants you strength to THINK POSITIVE to every negative occurance in your life.

GOD BLESS.

1, 2, 3,..etc..

1. I hate working now. No more class as this week is study week. Will be busy 2morrow. Kunu la. Polytechnic Johor Bahru 11th Convo.

2. I miss home again. Hometown. Yong2.Hubby. Arggghhh...!!!

3. Terrified with the news told by our neighbour early morning today. Robbery at the TASKA nearby our rented house. The robbers took with them 3 / 4 PCs and printers.

4. Just not very comfortable with some people who are too childish. I mean when come ghost thingy, there are too 'penakut'. I mean hey! Come On! You have GOD that you can depends on. If you believe that there are ghost in your house waiting to munch you anytime, where is the place of GOD instead? You believe ghost more than your God meh?..Think about it.

A post that is nothing to do with the title. Ntah la, today feel so boring after came back from the convo rehearsal dis morning.

I just...wanna go home and be with hubby and son.

To all Mothers - JUST A JOKES!

To mothers who are reading this post: Please do not be get offended ya!

It is a message from a friend on Mother's Day, sent to me yesterday.

TO ALL MOTHERS:

Its normal when you look in 20s,
u'll look very 'MENGANCAM'

When you're in year 30s, you begin to behave 'BERMACAM-MACAM'

When you turn 40s-50s, you'll feel 'TERANCAM'

and SADLY....

When you reach 60s above, orang langsung tak boleh 'CAM'!

Anyway, hope we'll all maintain 'MENGANCAM'.

This Mother's Day..

I would like to wish all mothers out there and me myself:

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

Specially to my mum and mum in-law, even though there are not reading this;

Your love and care, i hold dear in my heart. May God Bless.

i'm back

arghhh...tension early morning!

This is what i don't like after coming back from leave. A lot of postponed tasks waiting to be settled. Marking tests and assignment, update attendance and blablabla..dateline is this Friday.

Ngngngng..so boring! but what to do, mau cari makan, kena karaja, kena rajin..or else teda makan!

Anyway, i'm back to work. A lot of things to share especially about my son - Daniel Yong2 (i miss him already!). Will post about it when i'm free.

Good Bye for Now

Finally the day that i waited for has comes. Within couple of hours i'll be in my beloved hometown - Sabah. And really2 can't wait for it.

I guess i'll be away from blogworld till 5th May. Will be buzy with family gatherings especially my son's 1st belated birthday celebration.

I'll miss all of u my blogger frens. I hope nc, nadia, gracie, tan, cat and sal will come sometimes here to help me cleaning the growing spider's web while i'm away. Hihi..

Bye for now! will update immediately once i come back to work.

1 day

1 day left. 2morrow is not counted bcoz i'm flying back already. Right now, i don't have the heart already to teach. Mind and soul is in Sabah.

2 days

YEAAYYYY...2 days more to Wednesday!

Balik kampung
oooo....
balik kampung..yeyeyeee....(buat lirik sendiri)

Soooo happy today.

Can't wait to fly back to my hometown!

I wish i'll be welcomed home by a group of sumazau dancers at the airport upon my arrival just like an important person who have been in foreign land for ages...hahaahhaaaa...in my dream la!

Last weekend activities

1. Attended the CHRISTIAN TEACHER'S FELLOWSHIP DAY. It was held in Marina Straits View Hotel's Restaurant, right in front of Singapore!. Paid RM38 for 8 courses Chinese food. So kenyang and So yummy..hehehe..the food made me forgot that seafood = cholestrol (especially the fried prawn and the fried sotong that have been so attempting till i ignored the performances).

I had the chance to meet other christian teachers also. There were about 30 Sabahan teachers attending and the rests are Indians and Chinese. The best part was when the dinner turn to a Candle Light Dinner due to electricity failure right before the dinner started.

No regret for the last minute decision to join the fellowship. Definitely will attend again next year, not of the food but the relationship built among the christian teachers in a land where open religious activities are limited and observed like terrorist.

2. Went shopping for baby's clothes. Not forgetting the gifts for my niece and nephews. Usually they are the happiest if someone balik kampung (especially their unties and uncles) because they know that they'll get ole-ole. Its the best thing being a kid!
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Anyway, i'll be extremely buzy this two days, replacing classes before i go on my leave till 5th May.

First Pay and me gone lazy

Hehehhee..(BIIG grin)..!

Yuup..today is pay day for government servants. I got my first pay as 'cikgu' in Polytechnic. Everyone's saying..'wah, mesti ribu2 gaji ko kan, 3 bulan punya gaji'.

Yes, all of them were right. I got a big number debited (ka credited? - lupa mana satu pla) in my account today and within one hour the total becomes as little as my one month pay. Almost 3 months without pay, the total of 'liability' is equal to the total of gaji i got today..hihii..ni la ni kerajaan ni, kalau baru masuk kja, nda da la gaji tu 2 bulan. The system that i don't really agree but still gratefull coz i got it eventually.

Teacher gone lazy and crazy

Pssstt..wanna tell u something but don't tell anybody a..hehhe..my student for Tourism Malaysia suppossed to do two presentations today. But, in my surprise when everything was set up -lap top and lcd projector - the students told me that they don't know that they suppose to present today...grrrrrr....mau marah ka tidak? Surprisingly, i didn't show them that i got mad. like i always do when student don't do the task given. So, what i did was i asked them to switch on the television (the room that i used is a mock office set up like a hotel lobby, equipped with a tv) and we watch the 'Identity' program together! Nah, nasib teda cikgu2 lain masuk itu bilik. I realized that i didn't get mad because i got my pay today.

Well, as a good teacher i should have back up such as article to be given to student or do revision since they first plan cancelled, but i'm just too lazy to teach today. And i don't regret what i did..

For all government servants outhere, HAPPY PAY DAY ya!!!(*_^).

Counting

13 days to come. Its about two weeks more to wait till 29hb comes.

Yuupp..I'm counting the days. The day i fly back to Sabah to meet hubby, son and families. For some people, it could be considered a small matter, but its the other way for me. Mungkin sia ni terlalu pentingkan kekeluargaan. I never been away from family this long. It is really a hard time for me to live without them.

and that is why......

I came to office yesterday with a pair of swollen eyes due to heavy 'downpour' from both of them last night. (uuih..buat peribahasa sendiri ni)..hmm..beginilah kalau berjauhan dengan family. My mum siap kol lagi pujuk me sebab sa sms dia sa rindu baby dan rasa nak nangis. Memang nangis pun sampai tersumbat hidung. Habis credit my dad.

At that time, I feel like i'm still their pampered and loved little girl some 30 years ago. .Hehee.. and in fact i still want them to treat me like that! This doesn't means that i can't turn to my hubby and tell him everything i feel. Hubby is always the first but sometimes i miss the time when mum and dad calmed me. Tu yang tiba2 jadi begitu tu..

I've been keeping my tears for a while but last night i couldn't stand it anymore. Especially when hubby told me my son 'boleh round-round ruang tamu sudah berjalan'.

I've learned again that no matter how strong you are, u'll lose to your own feeling one day. Buruk la orang besar menangis tapi i don't care with what people say.

hmm..Luckily i don't have any class today. So, i can hide my 'mata panda' from my students at least for today.